Posted by: के छ ? January 29, 2010
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1. funny answers 

2. Height of confusion 
The young man was so nervous on meeting his future fatherin-law that he blurted out, “Sir, may I have your daughter’s hole in handy matrimony?”

 

3. Sit of Shit

4. 
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked: "How much is 2+2?"

The housewife replies: "4!"

The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those  figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice: "How much do you want it to be?"
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