http://imgur.com/m9bv7.jpg We had a patient today who came in complaining of abdominal pain...turns out it's because his girlfriend stuck a vibrator up his ass last night and they couldn't get it out. It's been vibrating in his rectum for 11 hours.

Pretty entertaining, however, normal compared to the other stuff we've seen:

• A 6 inch blade of grass in a man's penis after he "fell asleep in a field".

• A closed safety pin in a woman's urethra, courtesy of her boyfriend.

• A peppermint candy and a lightbulb (wtf!) from a guy's ass.

• And my personal favorite...the man who was cleaning his house and "accidentally fell" onto a can of Lysol.