Please add one joke as are you reading this thread... (anything funny... oneliners.... quotes...)

I will start:

Eddie took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"It was great, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles," she said. "But I just can't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it," she explained. "And then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter_back! Get the quarter_back!" Helloooo, it's only 25 cents!!!