HEIGHT OF COMMUNICATION GAP

Sexy-In-Sari's husband comes home one night, and Sexy-In-Sari throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we  can't tell anybody."  

The next day, Sexy-In-Sari receives a telephone call  from  Electric Company because the  electricity bill has not been paid.  " Am I speaking to Sexy-In-Sari? "  "Yes...... speaking"   

guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" Sexy-In-Sari stammers.  

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the  guy .  

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW  ?????"   

"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "

"GOD !!!!!!...... ... this is too much........ .."  

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"

"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "  

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What  business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company ,  "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."