Is there any software or even a scientific instrument to measure my happiness? Or even a form or bunch of questions that I can answer and calculate my total happiness?.....

I remember one of my professor @ UTA...he gave me a formula to be happy. It is derived from simple Efficeincy formula, which is Efficiency = Output/Input times 100% ( we all know efficiency is never 100%)

So now Compare Efficiency with Happiness,

Happiness = total wishes/desires achieved or fullfilled divided by  total no of wihes/desires times 100%.

We all know what happens if we keep the denominator less and when

denominator (total no of wishes/desires) tends to zero or as it approaches towards zero, Happiness tends to reach Infinity,