I am not a PHD material by any standard, i did try my best during my undergrad degree and got satisfying results but by no means am i close enough to apply for a PHD program.

What are my options at this point? none of the legit companies i applied to wants to sponsor H1b, dont have enough resource to go back to F1, haven't found an American girl to get married to and don't have much idea about filing for Asylum, Indian restaurants won't take care of it.