Agree with the stuff you say abt girlfriends and relationships :D. Adding to those:

I've learnt that relation is just one big drama, either play or get played. - 22

I've learnt that whenever she says yes, she actually means no, and vice versa - 23

Ive learnt that the possibility of pigs flying is greater than chances of winning an argument with her - 24

I've learnt that if you give her baal, she will love you more :P - R