Posted by: RUSTIC October 27, 2009
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Ladies please forgive me if anything rude.......and guys just keep this in mind...
~ Women brush their hair before bed.
~ Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modelling.
~ Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
~ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
~ Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
~ Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
~ Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
~ Women brush their hair before bed.
~ Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modelling.
~ Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
~ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
~ Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
~ Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
~ Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
Last edited: 27-Oct-09 08:03 PM
Last edited: 27-Oct-09 08:04 PM