Ram ram babuwa

Banke Bihari ka sabko pranaam.

Aaap log hamra abhi nahi jante, par bahut hi jaldi hamra naam gaon gaon mein chha jayegi, ganga maiya ki bala se.

Ha to pehle hum eee kehna chahe ki hamar taraf se Nepal ko bahut bahut dhanyabaad. Wo kya hai ki ham jiyada padhe likhe to hai naahin, to wo angrezi wangrezi hamaar utna nahi aai. Magar ye Netaa-giri log hindi ko to sautan hi bana baithe. Khali-pili angrezi ma batwa karte hai, hamra kuch samajh me na aai. Ye hero-heroine bhi angrezi ma batwa karte hai, hum ek dusre ko tukur tukur ghurte rehte hai. Dachhin me to hindi to bola hi nahi jata, in logoko sharm aati hai hindi se. Raam raam, kaa jamanaa aai gawa? Waat laga diya apni bhasa ka harami logo ne.

Par, hamra bhai Nepal ki jai ho. Jo bhasa hamri desh thukrai, wo bhasa aap log puja karte ho. Apki upa-rashtrapati hamra bhasa se sapath le te hai, apka gawarnment apni sambidhan badal kar hamra bhasa apnate ho. Hum samjhe unki matri bhasa bhojpuri hoga, magar nahin, aap log hi kahe ki “Jai Hind-i.”

Koi apke murgi kichal dale to aap log chakka jaam karte ho. Koi aapko gali kare to aap Nepal bandh karte ho. Magar ham apke border hata kar jameen hadap kare to aap log, ek achhe chhote bhai ki tarah, has dete ho. Apre phoren mantri ki lila aparampaar hai.

Ek baat hum bata dete hai bitwa, ye koshi baadh ki naam se hamara nak me dum mat karo. Kya hamne Bangladesh ki baat suni jo aapki sunenge? Ab kya tera kya mera, hum to kehe ki aap bhi India se lag jawo. Dekha nahi Sikkim abhi kitna khush hai? Ab bhai bhai me kaheka batwaraa? Hum ek hokar hindi bhasha ko pure bharat barsha me lekar jayenge. Bharat ka rehne wala hu bharat ki geet sunata hun!

Achha, to hum phir likhenge. Apko bahut bahut dhanyabaad. Ab ye nautanki kaheka karna, aaplog sambhidhan bhi Hindi me likh lijiyega.

Pranaam

Aapka Banke Bihari

PS: Hindi/Bihari likhne me thoda galti ho gaiho to maaf karna. Ab hamra hindi aapki hindi se accha to ho hi nahin sakta na? Aap to hamara bahadur ho.