Posted by: dekchidriver August 3, 2009
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Well with the steps I've outlined you wont be "richer" by 6 lakhs, but you will be able to spend it :D
1. Make your backup plan!! false passport, name change, new birthcertificate, SLC ISC certs, new fingerprints (very important), dye hair, shave eyebrows, get a plastic surgery if necessary.
2. You're ready! Go to all the casinos and clubs and hotels and start spending. Also remember whenever you see an ATM, go and withdraw your daily maximum so that you have cash in hand when ure at the strip club.
3. If I were you, I'd buy a helluva lot of electronics like ipod touch, macbook pro, HTC Hero, Kindle, blah blah blah.
4. Max your credit limit, and remember always try swiping it a couple times more to see if they let you go over your limit by a couple of lakhs.
5. Now that you're broke, and hopefully have a couple of thousand Rs in your wallet, buy a train ticket to Gorakhpur and slip into the border from the surrounding fields (preferably at night). Those thousand or so IC will come in handy if you get caught by SSB.
6. Then from Vairabha catch a bus to Kathmandu, goto your house, convince your people that its really you (it would be wise to bring the shaved eyebrow hair, IF incase they really fail to recognize that its you) and enjoy.
The indians will be chasing the ghost of your old identity and you just spend six lakhs of their precious currency!!
6,00,000 ic hmmm =~ $12,000.
1. Make your backup plan!! false passport, name change, new birthcertificate, SLC ISC certs, new fingerprints (very important), dye hair, shave eyebrows, get a plastic surgery if necessary.
2. You're ready! Go to all the casinos and clubs and hotels and start spending. Also remember whenever you see an ATM, go and withdraw your daily maximum so that you have cash in hand when ure at the strip club.
3. If I were you, I'd buy a helluva lot of electronics like ipod touch, macbook pro, HTC Hero, Kindle, blah blah blah.
4. Max your credit limit, and remember always try swiping it a couple times more to see if they let you go over your limit by a couple of lakhs.
5. Now that you're broke, and hopefully have a couple of thousand Rs in your wallet, buy a train ticket to Gorakhpur and slip into the border from the surrounding fields (preferably at night). Those thousand or so IC will come in handy if you get caught by SSB.
6. Then from Vairabha catch a bus to Kathmandu, goto your house, convince your people that its really you (it would be wise to bring the shaved eyebrow hair, IF incase they really fail to recognize that its you) and enjoy.
The indians will be chasing the ghost of your old identity and you just spend six lakhs of their precious currency!!
6,00,000 ic hmmm =~ $12,000.
Last edited: 03-Aug-09 02:22 PM