Haha, are you serious? I must admit its pretty tongue-in-cheek and admirable to unabashedly display your multitasking skills in a place like Sajha.....but cmon....even with long positions, it sounds like you have 'wayyyyyy' too much time on your hands in Buckeye land! I should probably take lessons from you.

Good luck to you though in your search for the cinematographer and possibly motivated producer(s)--- its always good to pursue what you love, regardless of how much it may not make sense to others at that time (me included)

And stop defending yourself dude! it only makes it worse. Peace.