1. You will not hesitate to say ,' tina , falam, bora bottle' in Nepal'

I agree...I will be more happy to collect garbage in my home country than wash dirty dishes in foreignland. Currently, I can't even do that in my motherland as I am ashamed of my prestige being shattered.

2. You don't need to say ' I work for Indian', like  Restaurants or Gas station's owned by Indians

I agree...atleast I will not worry about being accused of un-patriotic.

3. You can be pround of ' Biggest democracry nation of the world ' you can feel to be beggars, magicians or even show up naked in the street, or you can carry stones with your manhood.

I agree....atleast my government will be powerful enough to punish people who forces other to be nude in name of unethical behaviour (do you remember the lady who was forced to be nude around Ratna park...100 meter away from police chowki just a month ago) or forces other to eat crap in name of bokshi. (just read the news few days ago).

4. You can be a gang leader , and start looting, raping, robbery, murder ,  still people won't blame you ,  it must be Indians, they think.

I agree...it is just that they currently blame Maoist or YCL or Forum or Youth force.

5. Your 'chelibeti' won't be trafficed in Bombay Brothels anymore , Every ward of 75 districts will be awarded special red light areas.

As far as I know...it is not Indians who come to Nepal to buy those girls...it is people from our society...even father and mother of these girls are responsible for selling them. It is people from their own village who provoke them or lure them to such act.