Posted by: crazy_boi January 27, 2009
Science of Bollywood
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That's  a Hindi mOvie ..if they didnt' copy from Hollywood..LIKE THIS GUYZ VIEW ON BOLLYWOOD


Bollywood may range from simple love stories, to epic love stories, to love stories with many different love triangles, to slightly epic loves stories. A typical example would be boy meets girl, strict father finds out, girl is locked away then kills herself (mainly due to intolerable pain of heartbreak and thrashings from the father). Bollywood films are main story with a 10 minute song and dance routine in every 5 second interval. The timing of the songs can be quite appropriate (i.e. person dies- lets have a boogie!) These are usually filmed (but not limited to) in the rain, in the mountains of Switzerland, in a gaudy mansion, in the mountains of Switzerland, at a wedding, in America (for some reason) or in the mountains of Switzerland. Of course, in Bollywood, one only needs to do the wild dance to create babies. Because of the conservative and hypocritical nature of India, porn is considered to be holding hands. Recently the Indian public has found out that there is a such thing as sex (who would have guessed). The addition of kissing scenes in Bollywood served to reduce the population of India, since many individuals had heart attacks. Porn is now considered to be hugging and that is why Indian men have a premature ejaculation problem

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