Catholic Karma Sutra Sex Tips

Orgasms are like going to heaven, according to a new online sex guide launched by celibate Polish priest Father Ksawery Knotz.

The Sun newspaper said the website (www.szansaspotkania.net), urges husbands to put in ‘extra effort’ into love-making and to take care ‘that women experience pleasure', claiming it’s become known as the ‘Catholic Karma Sutra’, just as Forbes magazine put the knife into abstinence, branding it at best ‘harmless when practiced in moderation’.

The business bible cited a 1997 ‘highly credible’ survey by Queens University which said that ‘men who reported the highest frequency of orgasm enjoyed a death rate half that of the laggards’ and interviewed urologist Dr. J. Francois Eid about the importance of tackling ‘lethargic members’.

"It could be a first sign of hypertension or diabetes or increased cholesterol levels," said Ed, “It's a red flag that you should see your doctor."

In more male sex news, a new study of women’s secret sexual tastes revealed that James Bond style bad boys have far more sexual conquests than sensitive nerdy types because women basically fancy them more.

Study author Dr Jonason suggested the popularity of the winner men (dubbed ‘self-obsessed, lying psychopaths’ by the Independent and ‘narcissistic, psychopathic and Machiavellian’ in Metro’) can be explained through evolution, since their ‘shotgun’ short term approach to love meant more babies.

"The strategy seems to have worked," Dr Jonason told New Scientist Magazine. "We still have these traits,” he pointed out.

Meanwhile in America, Details magazine reported on the growing phenomenon of men getting their legs surgically stretched, presumably in order to be taller to  enhance their pulling potential. The New York magazine said 4,000 men have so far had the gruesomely painful cosmetic procedure, which involves doctors sawing through each thigh bone and implanting a rod which extends one millimeter a day for ten weeks.

“Some are very genuine," top leg surgeon Dr. Dror Paley said of the increasing numbers of shorter men enquiring about the procedure, "And others are complete nutcases,” he added. (Details)

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