Windows curtain!

भउते  enters a store that sells curtains (पर्दा).

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

He showed him several patterns, but भउते  seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

भउते  replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

भउते  tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

भउते  says, "Hellllooooooooo……..I've got Windows!"

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Old Joke with new name!