Case#1

        A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

         A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

Case#2

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
   A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Case#3

   To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Case#4
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Case#5

   A woman has the last word in any argument.
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

     No Offense plz!!!