Posted by: Poonte October 20, 2008
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dinbhari kaam nagai Geeta padhya padhai chhu...arko adhyaaya:
Yadaa Yadaa Hee Dharmasya Glaanirbhawati Bhaarata
AbhyuthaanamaDharmasya Tadaatmaanam Srijaamyaham!
Chapter IX
The Man Claims to be Brahmaa
The Man Claims to be Brahmaa
Each time a man claims to know the Truth; or he shalt begeth his own holy scripture based on his self-acclaimed Truth, for instance, "Shreemad Birkhedrita", the man be condemned and be sentenced to life after death in the land of men-liking-men, forever.
To this effect, The Lord speaketh:
Asato maa satgamaya [Lead us from the UNREAL (hair-bearing) to the REAL (natural, naked, smooth head)]
Tamaso maa jyotirgamaya [Lead us from the darkness, O the Balded, Shiny-headed, to the path of light]
Mrityormaa Amritamgamaya [Lead us from the death (marna nasakya Birkhendra) to eternity (Poontendra)]
The Lord continueth:
1. O, sinful, hateful, daahde manusyaha! Halteth your proclamations in the form of the Lord's words, for the Lord disagrees with you! The Lord created lust and juwaa so the men could enjoy! Enjoyed men may have small side effects such as PBBB or Tanak Tanak, but that is easuily cureable by enjoying more. Hence, the Creator has supplanted the suffering life of men with Tylenol!
2. Those not suffering from Tanak Tanak after a night of bliss, shall be condemned and titled to be non-humans Birkhutue (named after a statue-like feelingless Birkhendra).
3. So, enjoy, men! To the fullest! And not listen to professing Birkhendra, who shall be dealt with harshly in heaven in due time.
TEUSAAS CHHETRE SAMMA BHUMI SATAHE
MARUBHUMIYE NIRMOHIYE:
UJAADE CACTASE:
BHATBHATIYE AATHA:THAA:THAA:YEHA SURYE SHRAAPE BHAWANTIYE:
BIRKHE NAAMAYE PAAPISTE PURUSHUYE, MARUBHUMIYE, CACTUSE, POLNE SURYE JASTE
KHAPPARE THUIKKA SPITAM GARANTEE, PUNYA BHAWANTI!
To this effect, The Lord speaketh:
Asato maa satgamaya [Lead us from the UNREAL (hair-bearing) to the REAL (natural, naked, smooth head)]
Tamaso maa jyotirgamaya [Lead us from the darkness, O the Balded, Shiny-headed, to the path of light]
Mrityormaa Amritamgamaya [Lead us from the death (marna nasakya Birkhendra) to eternity (Poontendra)]
The Lord continueth:
1. O, sinful, hateful, daahde manusyaha! Halteth your proclamations in the form of the Lord's words, for the Lord disagrees with you! The Lord created lust and juwaa so the men could enjoy! Enjoyed men may have small side effects such as PBBB or Tanak Tanak, but that is easuily cureable by enjoying more. Hence, the Creator has supplanted the suffering life of men with Tylenol!
2. Those not suffering from Tanak Tanak after a night of bliss, shall be condemned and titled to be non-humans Birkhutue (named after a statue-like feelingless Birkhendra).
3. So, enjoy, men! To the fullest! And not listen to professing Birkhendra, who shall be dealt with harshly in heaven in due time.
TEUSAAS CHHETRE SAMMA BHUMI SATAHE
MARUBHUMIYE NIRMOHIYE:
UJAADE CACTASE:
BHATBHATIYE AATHA:THAA:THAA:YEHA SURYE SHRAAPE BHAWANTIYE:
BIRKHE NAAMAYE PAAPISTE PURUSHUYE, MARUBHUMIYE, CACTUSE, POLNE SURYE JASTE
KHAPPARE THUIKKA SPITAM GARANTEE, PUNYA BHAWANTI!