1. How old are you? -21
2. Do you have any sisters who dress up? -do not have any sis, do you?
3. Do your sisters wear patuka and chaubandi cholo all the time? -NA
4. Does you father wear daura suruwal when he goes to new road for shopping? -My dad is not minister
5. do you even own your very own pair of daura suruwal? -if on the occassion I would no doubt!
6. During summer, do you wear t-shirts or put on your same old suit that you wore when you came here to hide your fat-filled-arms, beer-filled-tummy and your disgusting-never-had-a-bath smell ? -..just a first year! bad imagination-poor reading skills
7. How many times have you been in ANA? -this is my first year-you dumb! poor reading skills
8. Do you even have some wit inside your 2 oz brain to "understand" why girls like to party and why they wear dresses? -How about your mummy and sissy dresses like that- and you find  a dude on the corner watchin.....???
   Don't you have anything else to do? -do you?
9. How may one-nights have you REALLY have had till now?-after coming US-many, to be precise-9
10. When was the last time you get laid? -when your ...went for a party! last ANA forgot?
11. Are you still a virgin?-What a dumb question

LASTLY no offense ramprasad! just having fun hai! but let us all think about NO 8 answer!