To be honest, this is offensive bhai.

Tell me something 'shantipriya' :

1. How old are you?
2. Do you have any sisters who dress up?
3. Do your sisters wear patuka and chaubandi cholo all the time?
4. Does you father wear daura suruwal when he goes to new road for shopping?
5. do you even own your very own pair of daura suruwal?
6. During summer, do you wear t-shirts or put on your same old suit that you wore when you came here to hide your fat-filled-arms, beer-filled-tummy and your disgusting-never-had-a-bath smell ?
7. How many times have you been in ANA?
8. Do you even have some wit inside your 2 oz brain to "understand" why girls like to party and why they wear dresses?
   
9. Don't you have anything else to do?
10. How may one-nights have you REALLY have had till now?
11. When was the last time you get laid?
12. Are you still a virgin?

The questions set above shall prove beneficial in determining your current level of isolation, homesickness, frustration, inferiority complex and inability to cope with realities.

In my opinion, this is not your fault at all. Rather, its the disease you are carrying and it may be contagious. The disease is called TJMPM Syndrome (Thukka Jaatha Moozi Puraatanbaadi Manasthathi).

The Symptoms of TJMPM Syndrome are:

1. Posting unnecessary clueless postings on the web
2. Thinking "masculinity" is superior than "femininity" all the time
3. Offensive and mentioning "no offense"
4. Laid Off
5. Financial insecurity
6. Bad Credit Score
7. Missed recent payments on your credits
8. Getting NO ATTENTION AT ALL from girls
9. Dreaming of Raithaane Khairenees, Kaalis and Latinas but never been able to talk or even sit right next to one
10. Recently got dumped by a Nepali cheli
11. Ego for nothing
12. Lack of maturity
    

 The remedies to overcome TJMPM Syndrome could be:

1. Neutralization
   
2. Getting laid
3. Getting a job
4. Getting bhai tikas from nepali chelis this tihar
5. Starting a serious relationship very soon

Based on accurate answers to the questions set forth; an accurate evaluation of your brain level on a scale of 10 (right now yours is somewhere between 0.002 to 0.007; where 1 is for idiot and 10 is for a gentleman), can be done and appropriate suggestion can be given.

If you think you need immediate medical assistance for the depression you are undergoing right now, please call 911 or visit your nearest Psychiatric.