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Once the sardar community held a very serious meeting. They were talking about how to develop Punjab.Every one were very serious and the leader asked all of them to give their ideas on how to develop their community.One of the sardar after thinking for a while gave his suggestion.
He said, "let's attack america, and then they will defeat us and conquer us. Then we will become a part of america and we will become as developed as they are."Everyone praised his wisdom and said it was brilliant idea. But one of the old wise sardar was still thinking about it.He raised slowly and said, "It is a great idea. But we should not forget about other consequences as well."Others didn't understand and asked him what he meant by that. He answered "What if we win."