The stunning young redhead at the Doctor's office telling her physician" I don't know what's wrong, Doctor. Every place I touch myself, it hurts. Impossible, says the Doc. Show me. She touches her shoulder...Ouch. She touches her knee...Ouch. Again ouch. She touches he elbow...Everywhere she touches, she winces with pain. The Doctor thought for a moment. He says you're not really a redhead, are you? No, she says, I'm really a blond. I thought so, says the Doc....You've got a broken finger.