Posted by: sajhakoraja August 25, 2008
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Breaking: IOC officials have cleared China's girl's gymnastics team of any wrongdoing, ruling that it is perfectly legal for China to field a team entirely made up of eight-week-olds, eight-month-olds, and eight-year-olds because, if the world has learned anything from these Beijing games, it is that eight is a very auspicious and important number in Chinese culture. They added, however, that Most Evilest Olympian Evah Michael Phelps winning eight gold medals is a hollow USA victory and merely two zeroes linked together.