Sardar ji One more time!

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U've 3 children?
Sardar ji replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

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Q:)Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
A:)Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........ 

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One Sardar Ji went to participate in olympics. He was laying on the chair, someone asked him,"are U relaxing?"

"No, I'm Milka Singh."