HAMAR NAYA NEPAL  

National Anthem: Hamar Desh Pyara Madhesh
National Cuisine: Sattu
National Drink: Gudwa ka sharbat
National Festival: Chatt ( In Lieu of Dashain)
Second National Festival : Holi ( In lieu of Deepavali) Celebrated for a month with shit, cow dung and mud
 
National Weapon: Baans Ke Latthi ( Ek haat mein talwar doosra mein dhaal. Duno haat khali nahi to lade kaise?)
 
National Language: Bhojpuri
National Pastime: Calling Bandhs to teach the saala pahadiyas a lesson.
National Transport: Bayel Gada
National Sport : Kidnapping, Extortion, Wife burning
National Hobby: Corruption ( On the footsteps of our Vice President)
 
NATIONAL CHARACTER: Indiscipline
 
Cheers and have a good time JAY MADHESH HAMRA DESH