Posted by: MadDoGG July 21, 2008
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A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is
definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or
orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but
in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Robert from the back of the
class stands up and asks:"Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks
horrified and says..."Robert! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY
shit my pants..."
'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is
definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or
orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but
in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Robert from the back of the
class stands up and asks:"Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks
horrified and says..."Robert! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY
shit my pants..."