A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he`s only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.