Posted by: lootekukur July 10, 2008
I heard a girl Next door in ANA moan!!
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I am happy for the 'moaning' couple for hotel Marriott was in "hunt valley" and not in some "hunt forest" else some hunters might have shot them mistaking the 'moans' for 'roars' of tigers/lions (or other wild animals) in the vicinity.

Remember the epic Mahabharat where some rishi gets killed by raja Pandu when he goes for a hunt in the jungle? Pandu hears tumultuous roars from some distance and aims his arrow towards the direction where the roars are coming from. Unfortunately for him, it wasn't a tiger or a tigress but the sexy rishi himself making love with his wife (jungle ko bich ma under a tree i guess.)

Both rishi and his wife are stomped by the arrow and get killed when they are about to reach the penultimate climax. The duo, before their painful death while making love, curse Pandu and as a result, the king cannot make love with his wives anymore else he will have to die before the intercourse . The tragedy occurs when his testosterone goes berserk after seeing his young wife taking shower half naked under a fall in the middle of the jungle while in exile HAHAHAHa..

Mahabharat- hahahaha ke bhanne aba? Some of its sequences are easily good plots for soft-porn movies IMHO


Anyways, moral of the story:

It's the greatest of sins henceforth to kill (disturb) two copulating beings (whether they be ants or some other tiny insects let alone humans)....

In the context of this thread:

If you hear someone moaning, just keep it within yourself. Live and let live (or better yet, moan and let others moan)

Just some usual ramblings of mine.
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