Disclaimer: Ok, it’s not a response to all threads but to this week's “popular” ones.  No offence to anyone intended.

 

A review on what’s happening:

In case you’ve missed out watching Euro Cup or sunbathing in the sweltering summer heat, here’s a quick recap on this week’s top picks.

Saajan’s receiving massive condolences; Priyanka’s pissed as the thread about her alleged marriage has garnered over 9000 views, and sum off has crafted one fine story about the mingling of hairy legs and that too on no other primates than humans! In the “I_am_gone_crazy” note, I_am_Nepali is still looking for a contract killer. By the way, he’s paying minimum wage. Of course, you might want to consult f**ktube on how to squeeze/steal some more dough.  

 

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I thought it was time someone start some genuine review/recap on the threads of the black hole that I call Sajha. It truly is pulling me in. Yes, you will have it all—my (un)biased opinions on what’s faring in Sajha lately. You will know it here, before karma kicks ya’llz asses. For the prudes, I will use the F and the B word, so you can leave about right now, Biyatch.

 

For the rest of you, here’s a little about this thread.

 

Are you sick of replying in threads and not getting the message across? Are you sick of just being one of the 110 gossip guys dishing Karki’s boyfriend? Well, fear no more friends. As it turns out Karki isn’t engaged to an Indian guy and you don’t need to master a British accent after all.

 And guess what is sum_off’s secret? He writes the ending before the beginning of the story. What puzzles me is if he writes it backwards as well. And while hanging upside down? The hair thing grossed some people out, but please understand that the guy is subliminally telling us our ancestors were just monkeys.

So, this is dedicated to all who aren’t heard (including myself). No more B.S. about who is replying to my response in others’ thread. No more one line remarks to nutcases who think killing Nepal’s politicians back in the days would fix the transportation problems and ultimately save Sapana. I told you that guy was crazy.  

 

I have decided my time would be better off if I write one thread to respond to all threads. So here it is….

 

On Priyanka Karki's

Clarifying everything:

Umm, Ms Karki, you clarified a lot of things but what bout the mermaid/dragon tattoo on the back? And congratulations for the 4.0.

 

On Saajan's:

SAD ENDING TRUE LOVE STORY

You are a good kid. A lot of girls are already drooling over you. Life ain’t that bad after all.

 

On Sum_off's :

Imelda, Sushila, Scars, and Shoes

Where are Imelda’s shoes and who the f**k is Sushila? You had the temerity to talk about entangling of hairs while having sex? How dare you?

 

On Nepali_tiger's,

Remembrance of childhood sweetheart Indira:

Sorry about what happened. Here is something that might cheer you up:

http://www.englishgrammar101.com/

 

 

On I_AM_NEPALI's

Hiring Assassins to kll Prachanda, Girija and Madhav Nepal

You said it bro, the netas killed Saajan’s girl. I dare not say anything more. This kid might hire someone to chase after my ass.

 

On Jira's

Karma Kicks in your ass….

Thank you. About time someone brought back raunchy humor into this black hole that’s sucking my love life away.

 

Cheers !!!