I am not ‘bhaau khojing’. I swear I have not written the middle part of this parody. I usually write the ending first because it helps me streamline the story. So I have the ending and the part that I have already posted here. But nothing to link the rest. Will do so as soon as I get some time. By the way, this is not a short story; to me this is a parody. I know you have already realized that based on the last name of all the characters.

Judging by the already written ending, I am not sure if Catherine’s character is that predictable.

Two people here, and two people in the email complained about the hairy leg grossness. Here is my rationale:

I know Sajha has some of the most self-righteous, clean-minded and godly people in the world: “Kaka, I’ll tell you how you should poopy. First, you need to … hold on, KAKI join us here, I’m teaching kaka how to poopy, you can learn too. Because I know everything and I’m always right.”

I wanted those holy people to abandon reading after that paragraph on hairy legs. Hence, the hairy leg part. It was just my way of getting rid of them, by shocking them. These people are easily shock-able.

We need more Jira kind of people here. Don’t miss his piece.