Posted by: zee June 13, 2008
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gyanguru ,thanks for application for the president.Unfortunately, u do not meet these 20 qualifications needed to be president:
- I am a young Nepali citizen with immense love for my country. ..we need old dude
- I am ready to wear national dress at all times. ..we need nude
- I have good presentation and communication skills. ..overqualified
- I am a fresh graduate from a reputed university. ..too much educated
- I have no any political affiliations but have enough understanding of politics. .we needed opposite to this ..someone with political affiliations but no understanding of politics
- I have knowledge in Economics, Health, Accounts and Education. ..not required
- I have a good understanding of international politics and policies. ..not required
- I know the knowledge of cultural and ethnic diversity of my country. ..not required
- I have no any criminal records in and out of Nepal. ...u lack this qualification..should have one atleast
- I have never misutilised the national property. ..too much clean
- I have never vandalised any either. ..u should have done that whatever it is
- I would always favour youth in the power. ..never do that mistake
- I would be a good role model for youth as I do not drink, smoke and rape. ...u wasted your youth
- I would be a challange for elder generation as I would step down when required...u r danger
- I would not take part in any active or passive politics. ..president's name is required for that
- I would devout my time for charity works. ..prime minister will do that
- I would never misutilise my power for personal purpose...then what u gonna do with power?
- I would never be a part of corruption. ...then what will journalist do?
- I would never interfare with the government...then who will have government to fight with?
- I would always remain inside the legal boundry and serve the nation the best I can...what will nepal janta do then?..we need reason to be angry always.
-Thanks for your interest though.
zee (nepal govt. representative)