Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt
    sleepy so he gave the
    guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to
    wake him up when the   station arrived. This guy
    was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the
    sardarji deserved more  service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the
    barber quietly shaved off   his beard. When the station  arrived, the Sardarji
    was woken up, and he   went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his
    face,and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
      Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he
    "The cheat on the train   has   taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his
    knees and started   thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
    donkey is missing;   what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji
    replied "I am thanking Him  for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at
    that time, otherwise I   would have been missing too."

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the
    birth certificate "Mother:
    Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you
    write "Chinese" when both
    parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a
    newspaper, it says that every 4th
    person born on the Earth now is a
    Chinese."

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