"English matrai talk garda ta better nai hunchha ni. But some people  lai chai Nepali language mix garnai parney! Hamro dyaddy le pani ta back bone hurt gare pachhi English speaking chhodnu bhako. Drinking kwit garnu bhanda bhanda finally kwit garnu bhako, body shake garera fall down garnu bhayechha! Tyaha dekhi ta hospitalize ni"

And then there is "This taxi is so packed yaaar, better to go by hidera!" And then there is  "This sabzi is so piro yaar! Watar pass gara ta!"

And so on and so forth, it goes on and on, until I realize that a fly has run amok in my wide open mouth!

Nepali ma bhanney ho bhaney: Dhentereng!!!