Pappu- while filling up a form:

 Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"

2 people sit in a  coffee house.
1ST- Drink fast, the coffee will get cold
2ND- so what?
1ST- stupid! read the menu
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...