Posted by: alltheway April 21, 2008
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Guys just a thought on how nepal could be : best case scenerio in 2050.
just a thought !! keep on working..
Time: Year: 2050 ADPlace: Two Americans at IBM Company, USA.Conversation of two Americans pre recorded to know the futureCurrency Conversion Rate: NRs. 1.00 = US$ 100.00Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusualfor us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that strict.John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates wasstanding infront of me and they played with him like anything.Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waitedand returned by 4 pm.Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stampedfor USA.John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will be interested incoming to USA man, their economy has & been booming.Alex : So, when are you leaving?John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from theclient in Nepal and you know, I will be getting achance to fly Royal Nepal Airlines. Sort of dream come true.Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled inNepal, my company has promised me that they will process myHariyo Patra.Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get aHariyo Patra in Nepal.John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured.Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, !
Rs. 1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?John : No idea, but it is less than what we have inKath. It is like the world headquarters of Software.Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are havingone personal Robot for help.John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and apersonal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dreamis to purchase Sherpa, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.Alex : By the way, who is your client?John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese company,specializing in Embedded Software.Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalesecompany. They are really intelligent and unlikeAmerican Bodyshoppers who have opened theirFly-by-night outfits in Nepal. Nepalese companiespay you in full even when you are on bench. My friendPaul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visitBirgunj, the most livable
place in Nepal, probably world. There you have fullfreedom and no restrictions. They have one of theworld's biggestdry port you see. You can do whateveryou want! I wonder how that state has perfected thatsystem.John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America alsofollows their footsteps.Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?John : Why not? From my school days I have been learningNepali as my first language here at New York. At theConsulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and werequite impressed by my cent percent scorein TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International Language.Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastesttrain, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywoodwhere you can see actors like, Rajesh Hamal, and all.Funworld is also in Kollywood.Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v!
isit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari visitedWhite House and donated Rs. 200000/- for infrastructuredevelopment at Silicon Valley and has promised more if wefollow the model of High-Tech City of Kathmandu.Bill Gatesalso got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to splitMercantile's Neposys.John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number ofNeposys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-.It seems, if you keep all his money converted asRs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.Alex : OK, Good Luck John.John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in aDaura Suruwal because they will think you are too Nepalisedand may doubt you will ever come back and hence yourNon-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget tosay 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95.It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyedit................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050,won't you