A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried-
  "Santa ! Your daughter has died"
 
  Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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  At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
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  At 25 floor: I'm unmarried !
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  At 10 floor : he remembers "I'm Banta not santa"
 

Source: Sardar