great ones LOL....

heres one..................after saying goodnight to his wife sardar goes to sleep but wakes up with a man beside him..........he askes him who he is and the man replies that he is st jones and tells him that he is dead. Sardar starts to cry and whine about his life being incomplete, his wife and kids and all his misery. St jones looks carefully to his big book and finds out that there has been a mistake so he decides to sent sardar back. But gives him an option of returning back as a hen or a dog inhis own house. Since they were vegetarians and the dog was hated in his house he chooses to be a hen. Next thing he opens his eyes he finds himself in as a chicken.....something is trying to come out of his ass. he panicks and then a rooster comes along. Sardar as a chicken  askes him in panic whats happening to him. The rooster explains to him that he was about to lay an egg because he was a hen. So the rooster tells him cluck twice and push hard. So sardar(hen) clucks twice and pushes hard and wow.....a white pearl like egg comes out . And it felt soooo good ......he feels like he got more eggs comming out so the rooster tells him to cluck twice everytime and push hard.......Then sardar does what he says and lays around 4 eggs clucking twice and pushing hard ......al of a sudden he gets a slap from his wife who is yelling on top of her lungs ........WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ???WHY ARE YOU SHI*TTING ALL OVER THE BED...........AND CLUCKING LIKE A CHICKEN.