This message is to provoke your mind to think whether you want the status quo to be perpetuated. If you want to do your bit to effect a chan ge for the better, think well before you vote if there has next general election.

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> > This joke can be enjoyed by everyone. Not only that . It is
> > politically
> > correct and with a moral lesson.
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> > VOTE WISELY IF THERE IS ON COMING ELECTION IN NEPAL!
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> > While walking down the street one day a  Minister is
> > tragically hit by a truck and dies.
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> > His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Maiden at the entrance.
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> > "Welcome to heaven," says St. Maiden. "Before you settle in, it seems
> > there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these
> > parts,
> > you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
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> > "No problem, just let me in," says the man.
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> > "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
> > is have
> > you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
> > where to spend eternity."
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> > "Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
> > Honourable
> >Minister
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> > "I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Maiden.
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> > And with that, St. Maiden escorts him to the elevator and he goes
> > down,
> > down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the
> > middle of
> > a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
> > front
> > of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with
> > him.
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> > Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is.
> > They run
> > to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times
> > they
> > had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a
> > friendly
> > game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the
> > most
> > expensive food there is.
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> > Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has
> > a good
> > time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time
> > that
> > before he realizes it, it is time to go.
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> > Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
> > rises.
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> > The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where
> > St.
> >  Maiden is waiting for him.
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> > "Now it' s time to visit heaven."
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> > So, 24 hours pass with the Honourable Minister joining a group of
> > contented
> > souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They
> > have
> > a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by
> > and St.
> > Maiden returns.
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> > "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
> > choose
> > your eternity."
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> > TheHonourable Minister reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I
> > would
> > never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I
> > think Ai
> > yam better off in hell."
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> > So St. Maiden escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
> > down to
> > hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a
> > barren
> > land covered with waste and garbage.
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> > He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
> > putting
> > it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
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> > The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
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> > "I don't understand," stammers the Honourable Minister. "Yesterday I was
> > here
> > and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and
> > caviar,
> > drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
> > wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What
> > happened?"
> >
> > The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
> > campaigning
> > just like you during an election.... .. Today you voted."
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