Posted by: ratobhaley December 6, 2007
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Using my observation skills I have narrowed down Captain Haddock's possible location to 3 places.
1. Guantanamo bay: Due to his bold statements he has angered the powers that be and he is being held in Guantanamo bay in isolation and a victim of waterboarding technique which is still deemed not to be torture. Has anyone tried to waterboard the politicians who deny that it is torture? Then perhaps the sun will shine in their pot bellies. If this is the case it will take him approximately 2.5 years to get back to sajha. We need to have an online donation portal and online petition to get him back.
2. Nepal: He's on an extended leave from work in the US and has embarked on a wife finding mission in Nepal. He has probably met with at least 5 girls, 2 of whom he ditched right away. He is unsure of one of them because she has a big mole on her cheek. Out of the other two, one is not his caste but he's got a huge crush on her but he's not ready to revolt with his grandmother because she's out of caste. He'll probably end up marrying the last one whose identity is classified. If this is the case, it will take him approximately 2 months to get back to sajha once he is married and done with the honeymoon period. His female admirers are holding their breath for his return.
3. McDonalds: He's lost his job and is now flipping burgers at MacDonalds. He loves interacting with people and he loves the relaxed atmosphere of a mindless job. He argues that it's not as mindless as he had thought since there is a subtle art of flipping burgers. Flip flop till you can't stop he says. If this is the case he'll be back in sajha during christmas when the joint closes.
1. Guantanamo bay: Due to his bold statements he has angered the powers that be and he is being held in Guantanamo bay in isolation and a victim of waterboarding technique which is still deemed not to be torture. Has anyone tried to waterboard the politicians who deny that it is torture? Then perhaps the sun will shine in their pot bellies. If this is the case it will take him approximately 2.5 years to get back to sajha. We need to have an online donation portal and online petition to get him back.
2. Nepal: He's on an extended leave from work in the US and has embarked on a wife finding mission in Nepal. He has probably met with at least 5 girls, 2 of whom he ditched right away. He is unsure of one of them because she has a big mole on her cheek. Out of the other two, one is not his caste but he's got a huge crush on her but he's not ready to revolt with his grandmother because she's out of caste. He'll probably end up marrying the last one whose identity is classified. If this is the case, it will take him approximately 2 months to get back to sajha once he is married and done with the honeymoon period. His female admirers are holding their breath for his return.
3. McDonalds: He's lost his job and is now flipping burgers at MacDonalds. He loves interacting with people and he loves the relaxed atmosphere of a mindless job. He argues that it's not as mindless as he had thought since there is a subtle art of flipping burgers. Flip flop till you can't stop he says. If this is the case he'll be back in sajha during christmas when the joint closes.