Posted by: sirus_me November 20, 2007
You know you are american when
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33.        You celebrate Halloween more than dashain and tihar and of course in a weirdest way.

34.        You don’t mind peeing in a road when drunk and walking on a road at 3:am.

35.       You get drunk in your house and crash in your fren’s house.

36.       You use the word weird more than “the” in your sentence while you speak.

37.       You don’t feel afraid to ask any questions you got. Might be the funniest or dumbiest.

38.       You love cartoons like Family guy and South Park.

39.       You do anything to smoke weeds. By weedsinlife.

40.       You talk half of your time talking about video games though you are over 20’s.

41.       You call your girl friend bitch when she is not with you but hot when she’s with you.

42.   You feel really awkward cooking food everyday and of course Dalbhat.

43.   You are more interested in arguing what the teacher says than learning.

44.   You think walking upside down is really cool.

45.   Your hair is dyed brown and you can’t stop touching your hair if you are a girl

46.   Your jean is smaller than 15 year old school girl.

47.   Your smell makes guys axed and tries to walk nearby you.

48.   You wear shorts though it’s freezing 40’s.

49.   You have at least 5 porn DVD’s in your room and not to mention box of condoms.

50.   You like punk, alternative or hip-hop song and can’t wait to dance if somebody plays it.

Smoothkiller: Thanks. Appreciate it. I would try to make it 100.

Dreamchaser: Well some people are stereotype like dashainayo and nothing to say who never change wherever you are like beda bakra. I am not saying them to be american but be accustomed to American Culture. Thanks for appreciating it.

dashainayo: Dude, You gotta learn the culture wherever you reside. I don't mean to adopt it but learn it. By the way, some of the above are true for you so you ain't accustomed to american culture. It takes time lil homie.

weedsismylife: Thanks again for backing me up. Well you are completely accustomed to American culture. Congratulations.

Nothing to say:

HIS WORDS:

This is totally bull shit. U MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Fuuuuuuuu ker did a shit job. This can't be true in any case. U stupid assume that . U don't know nothing abt American and their culture. Do not wates ur time posting this FFFFffffffkig shit. U big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAss hole. SOB. stop those shit.

 

I don' want people to write in negnlish ( nepali english) If u can't write in english stop posting comments.

THIS MOTHAF**CKER IS TELLING ME THAT  I NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH. HAHAA MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE SHIT.

Look at this writing. 3rd sentence doesn't make sense it all. 5th sentence is the worst sentence I ever saw. Even 1st grader can write better than ya. What do you mean by wates? Stop those shit. What does it mean? You gotta say Stop this shit. Last sentence make me wonder how u got visa for U.S. Ya's father might be minister or atleast a P.A of a minister otherwise you wouldn't be here.

By the way, Learn Engilsh. YOU NEED TO LEARN TOEFL AGAIN.

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