You are accustomed to American culture when

1.       You don’t hesitate when walking naked along your room and the living room.

2.       You prefer salad other than meat and junk foods.

3.       You go to subway, Berger king and other fast food restaurant though your house is 2 minutes away from the restaurant.

4.       You have at least 6 credit cards and the balances are almost full.

5.       You get the call from the companies like Sprint,T-mobile to pay your bill.

6.       You first look for booty of a girl then boobs and only the face of a girl.

7.       You don’t mind doing gang bang in your house and record it.

8.       You spent half of your time in watching American football in TV and think Soccer is women’s game and is gay.

9.       You always dream of eating Hot dog while you are starving and of course when you know how to make a hot dog bun.

10.   You use shit and bull shit almost half of the time you speak.

11.   You have American, Mexican American friends more than Nepalese or International friends.

12.   You literally hate to work in weekends and you don’t work at weekends at all or atleast Friday. It’s a must.

13.   You are completely drunk on Friday and Saturday and start cramming for homework and tests on Sunday.

14.   You hate hi5 and spent most of your school time using face-book or my-space.

15.   You know it’s hard getting laid with International chicks and you don’t hang with ‘em at all.

16.   Your parents call you because you haven’t called them for a month.

17.   You go for a trip somewhere like Vegas, New York on holiday like Thanks Giving, Memorial weekend.

18.   Americans understand completely what you are trying to say and wants to be friends with you.

19.   You don’t mind people with piercings on their tongue and other private body parts.

20.   You have got laid with more than 3 different chicks.

21.   You don’t smell of a Masala or some Indian spicy food.

22.   You have a tatooo in your hand.

23.   You sleep after watching a hindi movie for 10 minutes.

24.   You think All Mexicans are illegal and should be thrown out of America.

25.   You quit your job just to watch Superbowl.

26.   Your all apparels are branded by Abercrombie, American Eagle, GAP,Aeropostale.

27.   You think Walmart, Target apparels suck.

28.   You hallucinate sometime without no reason.

29.   You go to bar and get laid with a stranger.

30.   Your cars manufacturer is American companies like Ford, GM etc though you know they suck.

31.   You don’t mind sucking d$$k but love it if you are a girl.

32.   You are not sharing your room with your room-mate though you are short of money.

In order to be accustomed American , more than half of the above should match with your daily deeds and specially 12, 32,25,20 should hold true.

More to come.

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