Uncertain Origins:

Each year the President of Cafe N pardons persons before Thanksgiving at the Cafe N ceremony. The tradition's origin is uncertain. One story claims that Hi_Nanu the creator of the Hi thread pardoned a dude who was side haning him thinking him as girl in 2005, but the Hi Nanu Library has been unable to find any evidence for this. Another claims that the tradition dates back to Captain Haddock pardoning his e-girlfriend Jyotika. Both of these stories have been cited in recent presidential speeches.

From Sajha Land to Cafe N Barn:

What's certain is that for many years cafeities have been pardoned each year. An alternate is chosen just in case the first person is unable to perform its duties. For years through 2004, the persons were given to Sajha Farm, a petting zoo at Gafadi Park in Sajha Land. The persons would receive a last minute pardon before arriving, and were then led to their new home at the Cafe N Barn.

For this year the President of Cafe N, SNDY, is insisting to pardon as many as ten persons. "It could be Turkas or could be Turkies"- she said with a bright smile on her face as if she is in tooth-paste commercial. She said the Cafe N Barn is declining on its Turkas and Turkies counts. "Cafe N in Peril" she said with sigh. Therefore, to bring our Turkas and turkies back to the barn I have to break the tradition of pardoning only one turka or a turkey, she said. My intentions as the President of Cafe N is to bring back the life that Cafe N had. I would take any necessary steps to do so, she added.

Pardon Turkas:
1. Hi_Nanu, for not coming up with a story that kept him away from Cafe N barn.
2. Captain Haddock, for not telling the the Cafe N that he has found another turkey somewhere else.
3. Thapap, for not showing up in the Cafe N barn for ages without any explanations
4. ImI and Juggy, for crossing the fence of Cane N barn, and spending more time else where.
5. Camoflaged, for not being consistent participant.

Pardon Turkies:
1. Nails
2. TL
3. Lemony
4. Manvi
5. Avani

When asked, why she is pardoning instead of taking action against them, she said- "Chheymaa hee paramo dharma." Pardoning them will make them come back to the Cafe N barn and we will have the same joyous moment that we used to have before. This is the only way to save Cafe N in peril.

Have ya'll a very good day. Happy November the 20th.