Posted by: BathroomCoffee November 16, 2007
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> >The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
> >'Dad, How many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised,
> >answers, 'Well Son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,
> >a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties,
> >they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
> >like onions.'
> >
> >'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'
> >
> >This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom,
> >how many types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and
> >answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his
> >Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties,
> >it's
> >like a bi rch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
> >Christmas tree.'
> >
> >'A Christmas tree??'
> >>
> >'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'