Some more forwared jokes

Wot could be the height of Kanjoosi?

Ans: Banta singh's house cought fire and he is giving miss calls to the fire brigade.

Wot could be the height of Suicide?

Ans:A dward jumping from curb to road.

Wot could be the height of De-hydration?

Ans: A Cow giving powder milk.

Wot could be the height of Fashion?

Ans: A indian dhoti with zip.

Wot could be the height of Forgetfulness?

Ans: Looking at mirror and trying to recall when you saw him/her last.