Sum_off,

Now I am embarrassed because 'Sir' is way too magnanimous or humongous title for me from such a beautiful mind like yours. I would be absolutely fine if you call me just Kevin.
Anyways, it's the stories like these that cheers me up when I get back in my room from a hard day's work, just as if I am watching another episode of Seinfield with less disfunctional characters.

Thank you for your beautiful words and please feed us more from your intellect.

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