A trip to West Coast Brigade: SNDY Niwas: After SNDY showed her dissatisfaction over npl2us not saluting her at the cafe, worried npl2us called SNDY at her brigade. npl2us: hello dijju how are you? SNDY: usss usss usss nepte! Now you've got time huh? You don't even give me a baaaaaal at the cafe, now why chepaaro paaring ni asking me how am i doing. npl2us: these days i am nataking busy kyaa kasto kuro nabujhey ko! SNDY: anyway, what's new at your end? npl2us: new boley to dijju, i have got new underwear as a gift and it is at the end too! he he he SNDY: badtaa hoina hai! npl2us: ani what's new at my end vanisey ko hoina? SNDY: he he he testo end hoina. (npl2us sensed anger at her tone. he tried to please her) npl2us: dijju, goda khoi goda? SNDY: k goda? npl2us: khutta, hajur ko khutta. lemme me dhog you! SNDY: Chepaarey !!! SNDY: it's been a long time you have not been at our place. npl2us: dijju i thought you were mad at me at CNC Jugnaath pooja with that "kuri kuri daajai chauri ko poi episode" SNDY: hya uiley ko kura khuley? come on over tonight. we are gonna have khasi ko masu tonight. what say you? npl2us: who is gonna cook? i dont wanna cook like last time. you always fakaing me with khasi ko maasu and i wind up cooking. if you cooking then i will come. SNDY: ok baba ok! i will cook. come on over. npl2us's chopper landed at the west coast brigade. he rushes to SNDY's cabin. and salutes her a big time. SNDY: You cannot say no to khasi ko masu huh nepte? npl2us: Khasi ko masu and your cooking. It has been a while ni dijju! SNDY: let's not waste our time. Gotta pick up Gothey (her son) on our way home. npl2us: what 'bout masu? SNDY: you remember Hi dai cut khasi after he moved to Virginia? he send me some. We still have not cooked yet. still in the freezer. K garnu nepte timro didi saarai busy chhey aajkal! yetaa aafno kaam ta chha dai chha! uta cafe! oh ho k matrai garnu? vyai navyai chha malai! npl2us: what 'bout beer? SNDY: baba's got whiskey. npl2us: khanna whiskey suiskey. Coors light khaney ho ma ta. let's get beer on our way hai. SNDY: la la! SNDY:baba nepte is here. (over the phone) waits for response SNDY: he is right here. we are gonna pick babu on our way home. waits for response and hands her cell to npl2us npl2us: vinaju darshan! S Baba: k chha keta? npl2us: k hunu ni! Suddi was mad at me not saluting her at the cafe. Am here to make her happy SNDY: usss usss usss nepte! (while driving) S Baba: didi lai fakauna ki khasi ko maasu dankauna? he he he npl2us: ustai ustai ho vinaju! he he he AT SNDY Niwas: npl2us: What happen to ganesh bhagwan ko picture that used to be right here? SNDY: it's at the garage. S Baba: it has a story behind it! will tell you later hai! (doing khass khuss at npl2us's ear) npl2us: huss huss. sorry story or happy story? S Baba: i found it funny. Sndy turns on TV and sat on the sofa stretching her leg. called TL and asked her to come over. from sofa she said, baba tyo maasu lai ekchinn bahira nikala hai, katnu ni bakichha. S Baba: ok S baba pours whiskey in his glass and npl2us pop opens his coors light. npl2us: dijju i am hungry SNDY: baba tyo masu kati deu na. (still on the sofa) S baba: ok. let's do it nepte. npl2us: let's finish our job. rest is her part tonight. if it is done, donya done ni hoina vinaju? ye sachhai! what's the story about that picture? S Baba makes sure SNDY is busy at watching TV. S Baba: one day we were asking asking babu who is who in the picture. when she pointed ganesh bhagwan ko picture, babu said that was mamu. Fuchhey ta jhukkey chha naak resemble garera. Since then SNDY has stopped doing dhoop agarbatti at ganesh bhagwaan and placed at the garage. he he he. npl2us: ha ha ha! little brain got tricked with nose! SNDY: K khass khuss ho duitaa ko? S baba/ npl2us: kei hoina. ( at once) SNDY: baba put that pan on the stove and turn the gas on. pour some oil too. (watching TV) npl2us and S baba were enjoying their drinks. they were having good time. SNDY called TL again and learned she could not make there that night. SNDY: baba, we need two onions. one big and other small, and couple of tomatoes, and some cilantros cut them while you guys are there. S baba: ok Baba and npl2us started chopping as per the chef's demand. everything was ready. npl2us: dijju vayo sappai kaatem. SNDY: nepte, tel taatyo jastai chha alikati methi haaleyra onions oira npl2us: huss SNDY: baba tyo pyaaj dadhlaa hai, keep eyes on it. (still on sofa watching movie this time) npl2us: dijju yo ta raato raato huna thaalyo! SNDY: oh ho! maasu oira ta tesso . SNDY laughed aloud, at the funny scene. and said nepte chalaudai gara hai! npl2us: pop opend his coors light and said i thought you were gonna cook. but bhinaaju is doing everything! SNDY: is chopping onions, tomatoes , cilantros cooking? npl2us: tyo ta hoina. SNDY: then? SNDY: put some garam masalaa and stir till masu gets raato raato. npl2us: hyaaa malai ta jhyau laagisakyo. jhann majjaley hajurley pakaako khana aako ta! SNDY: Ani mailey ta pakaako ho ni! is stiring till masu get red red cooking? npl2us: ani k ta? (jhhokkiyera)vaako jatti kaam sabai hamlai garayera TV hereyra manoranjan chai aafu garney, ajha cooking ko credit ni na diney? SNDY: usss usss usss! SNDY: baba pakyo hola hera ta S Baba: chaina pakeyko (taking a bite). npl2us: Hi dai ley pathaa ko ta maasu! khasi vaney ra budi baakhri kaatey chha suddaley!! . malai ta tension vai sakyo. pakaako khaana aako affai ley pakaunu parney tyo pani budu baakhri? SNDY: nepte kati kach kachh garey ko? she got off the sofa and pour that meat in the pressure cooker. after a couple of whistle outta pressure cooker, she grinned and said it is done. put some rice in the rice cooker. IN Jest