I just did a search and replace for the word 'sardar' with 'Nepali' from the jokes above. Is it still funny? Can we tell jokes without offending a whole community of people? Day a monkey kicked a Nepali on his back and run away.Nepali run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Nepali kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." A Nepali went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Nepali:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Nepali: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Nepali: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga NEPALI tha! NEPALI:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon This Nepaliji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon Nepaliji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Nepaliji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata" There's a funeral procession of a Nepali going on a busy street. All the Nepalis in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek Nepali brain tumour se mara hai!!!; One day Nepali happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the Nepali. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Nepali Nepaliji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Nepali and hangs up. Why did 18 Nepalis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. Nepaliji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." A NEPALI IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" " Nepali ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. A Nepaliji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... Nepali ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Nepali " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai". Ek Nepali Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Nepali bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! Ek american ek Nepali se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper Nepali bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai