1. Sardar is back............. * Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se * Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye * Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai * Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto (his wife): Why 3? Santa: For u n ur parents * Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs? Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open * Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. * Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: mahilaon ko dekhne ka samay 9am- 11am * A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye. Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paan ke hune aaya. * At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? * In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... * Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! * Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha * Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich. Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi. * Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga! * Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! * Banta: U looked troubled, what's ur prob? Santa: I'm going to b a father Banta: But, that's wonderful Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know about it yet