shirish FOR YOUR Q, I WILL LIST MY CRIMES HERE. I, GPK, (GOOLA PRASAD KOIRALA) PRIME MINISTER OF NEPAL, WILL CONFESS ALL MY CRIMES HERE. AFTER ASSUMING POLITICAL POWER I, GOOLA HAS BEEN SINCERELY BEEN MOST CORRUPTED LEADER. I HAVE TAKEN LOTS OF COMMISSION WHICH YOU PEOPLE CALL IT BRIBES AS KNOWN AS GHOOSH IN NEPALI. ALL THE MONEY FROM INTERNATIONAL DONORS LIKE IMF AND WORLD BANK GIVEN TO NEPAL FOR NATIONS DEVELOPMENT, 75% ARE SPEND BY ME AND MY FELLOW CABINETS. CHILL OUT PEOPLE. BEFORE YOU START COMPLAINING HEAR ME OUT FIRST. I AM YOUR LEADER. I AM GOOLA PRASAD KOIRALA AKA GPK. I NEED TO KEEP 75% BECAUSE I AM YOUR LEADER AND LEADER SHOULD KEEP THE MONEY RIGHT. ALSO I NEED THIS MONEY FOR MY EXPENDITURE CAUSE I AM YOUR LEADER. I NEED TO GO OUT OF NEPAL IN INDIA FOR RELAXATION. ALSO MY BIHARI BROTHER CALLS ME NOW AND THEN TO PLAY GOLF, HUNTING AND FISHING. SO I HAVE TO HAVE TAKE SOME MONEY AND SPEND GIFTS ON MY INDIAN BROTHER. YOU SEE PEOPLE BY DOING THIS I HAVE GIVEN FACE TO OUR INDIAN BROTHER. ONLY 25% ARE KEPT ASIDE FOR NATION REBUILDING. AND THEN ONLY 10% ARE SPEND USUALLY FOR THAT PURPOSE. THE 15% I AM NOT SURE WHERE IT GOES. ALSO I AM KEEPING SOME OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY IN BANK OF INDIA CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN NEPAL. IN ADDITION THE MONEYFROM INTERNATIONAL DONORS LIKE AMERICA, JAPAN, SINGAPORE, UK ALSO USUALLY GOES TO MY BANK ACCOUNT IN NEW DELHI AND IN SWISS BANK FOR SAFE KEEPING. AS YOUR LEADER YOUR MONEY IS SAFE IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. ONLY I CAN USE IT AND NORMALLY I USED IT FOR TRAVELING COST WHEN MEETING GREAT LEADERS OF OTHER NATIONS. SECONDLY I AM AWARE THAT MY CABINETS AND MY FRIENDS ARE SELLING NEPALI TO I.D TO INDIANS THUS ENABLING INDIANS TO BECOME NEPALI CITIZENS EASILY. DON'T FUSS OVER TOO MUCH. WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THIS. WHILE INSTEAD OF STAYING IN NEPAL, YOUR MOTHERLAND, YOU TRAITORS WAIT FOR DUMMY VISA (DV) LOTTERY AND ALL THOSE WINNING THE "CHITTA" MIGRATES TO USA. COME ON GIVE ME YOUR FACE. AND INSTEAD OF RETURNING HOME UPON GRADUATION, ALL THE STUDENTS IN FORKING VISA (F1), 99.98% NEVER RETURNS BACK. THE REMAINING 1 .8% RETURNS BECAUSE THEY WERE EITHER DEPORTED OR COULDN'T TAKE THE HARD LIFE IN AMERICA. ONLY 0.02 % RETURNS BACK AFTER GRADUATION BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THE JOBS IN USA. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT EVERYONE KNOWS IT. SO TO HELP NEPAL FROM LOSING ITS POPULATION, I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE INDIANS NEPALESE CITIZENSHIPS. THEREFORE GIVE ME A FACE WILL YOU. I AM ALSO AWARE OF TRAFFICKING NEPALI GIRLS TO INDIA. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING CAUSE IT'S NOT MY PRIORITY. IT'S NOT MY JOB. IT'S POLICE JOB TO CATCH AND LOCK UP THE CRIMINALS. IT'S 2.45 AM NOW/ I NEED TO SLEEP/ MAYBE I CONFESS MORE NEXT TIME/BYE YOURS SINCERELY GOOLA PRASAD KOIRALA, HON. PM OF NEPAL