Sorry could not resist, here are few Aggie jokes: ===================================================== What's the Aggie cheer? "I'm an Aggie , I'm an Aggie, I'm and A.G.G.....ah, oh well.. I'm an Aggie, I'm an Aggie, yea yea yea..." -x- Why did O.J. want move his trial to College Station? In College Station, everyone has the same DNA. -x- What do Aggies think Cheerios are? Donut seeds. -x- 3 Aggies in a car going to Disney World saw a road sign that said "Disney World Left". So they turned around and returned home, bitterly dissappointed. -x- A guy walks into a bar and asks to the bartender, "Would you like to hear an Aggie joke?" The bartender, who was a big guy, says "Now before you tell that joke take a look at that diploma, I went to Texas A&M, and you see that guy working the door, an equally large man, he went to A&M, and that guy over there playing pool, well he's an Aggie too, so now are you sure you want to tell that joke?" So the guy says "Well not anymore, I would have to explain it 3 times" ===================================================== All in jest, guys, don't take it negatively. Texas A&M is a good school and Aggies are good sport, well most of them anyway.