Posted by: bikasjyu June 10, 2007
Mount Everest Sucks!!!!
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I skimmed through a few responses in this thread and did not find one person who refuted any of my viewpoints...Rather, with your belligerent and uninsightful remarks to this serious topic, you all have showcased the traits that have given Nepal the worldwide reputation as the "land of uninformed and intolerant idiots"...Furthermore, your offbase assumptions that I am from India are not only completely foolish and idiotic, they stray from the issue at hand...This purpose of this thread was to inform you dicckheads that your revered Sagarmatha is nothing more than an oversized boulder...In essence, it is a pile of snow and rubble...It has hampered your piece of shiit nation both economically and politically...and I laugh at the incredible stupidity of you dumbasses who believe the notion that Nepal was able to fend off the British forces and Nepalis should be proud of this..*lmao*...Britain was the most powerful nation in the world for a span of a few centuries, if they wanted to conquer Nepal then they most certainly would have done it..I would love to see Nepali soldiers attempt to shield themselves from the onslaught of British muskets and bayonets...I am sure even you dumbasses will agree, a khukuri cannot protect you from a bullet.. anyways back to my point... after further exploration of your piece of shiit country, the British decided that it possessed no useful resources for them except retards like the gurkhas who were willing to accept humiliation and subjugation by joining the army of this alleged "enemy nation" and do much more work for much less pay than the rest of the British army...Anyways, all I am saying is if Mt.Everest, Kanchenjunga, Annapurna, or the rest of them gayass Himalayan mountains did not exist then perhaps the British or another advanced civilization may have wanted to conquer and colonize Nepal...However, since Nepal was filled with these giant useless rocks that served as barriers to transportation, the British wisely decided against trying to conquer and manage this barbaric nation.. Now, that I have explained my stance on Mt. Everest and these other worthless mountains please listen to my solution on improving Nepal's political and economic situation...Also keep in mind that I start threads such as these not to promote hatred or dislike for Nepal, but to generate fresh ideas to improve the state of this pitiful nation...Now this idea might be hard for some of you narrow-minded, feeble Nepalese to digest but it will solve much of Nepal's problems overnight... I, Bikasjyu, call for the ERADICATION of Mt. Everest and other Mountains in the Himalyan range...I'll explain this in mathematical terms so that your lack of comprehension of the english language does not deter from understanding this fact... a + b = c.....therefore.. No Mt. Everest + No other mountains = A better Nepal It is as simple as that...however, some of you may be wondering how we would go about destroying these humongous hindrances...One word: DEMOLITION...Nepal must allocate less of its money towards military, education, or other sectors...and use all of its resources to acquire massive amounts of TNT AND other explosives....Destruction of these mountains is imperative...And just to show I am sensitive to the Nepali culture and the people's attactment to these mountains, I would like to conserve a 1-mile radius of the himalayan range as a symbolic gesture towards the Nepalese people...This stretch of land would become a geographical landmark as the TNT and other explosives would be used to carve a replica of Bikasjyu's face on the side of the mountain similar to Mt. Rushmore...However, in this rock Bikasjyu's face would be on all 4 sides similar to the Hindu God Brahma, but unlike Brahma, Bikasjyu would have different expressions on each side....For instance, on one side Bikasjyu would be smiling, another side he would be crying, yet another one he would show anger, and on the last side Bikasjyu would be emotionless....many foreigners would pay great sums and travel many miles to come see this architectural masterpiece...so the revenue generated from foreign Mt. Everest expeditions would be matched and surpassed...we would use this money to bolster our education sector...In addition, after the elimination of the Himalayan range we should challenge Britain to a war so that they may conquer us and make us a more civil nation...Anyways, these are some of my ideas and I hope that it didnt come off wrong...I only want the best for Nepal, even if it means the TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANNHILATION OF THE HIMALAYAN RANGE...
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